Oh you’ve redecorated…
I don’t like it
i acknowledge that this house has had a renovation, but given that it’s a stupid-ass renovation, i’ve elected to ignore it.
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
Letting your parents listen to your favorite music is so much like bringing a boyfriend home for approval but marginally more important
This may be the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen
i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that
Put this screencap on my tombstone