dicklover3000:

boys get really hot and bothered when sexting and im probably laughing during it and eating macaroni 

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

p1ants:

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

pluralfloral:

This is everything to me

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

lx34e:

me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet 

johnkatier:

dude god could come down from heaven with a million angels and tell me that gif is pronounced “jif” and i still wouldn’t fucking do it

antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill